He’s a man, and he’s a man tasked with illustrating male fantasies for men. Are you not surprised?

Touchdown!

Ronda didn’t lose. Holm won. Let’s give her some headlines!

Which is a much better formula. There’s enough hype for games prerelease elsewhere.

This is exactly how I’ve felt for years. I hope Obama is coming for your guns, all of them, you fucking monsters. Yes. #AllOfYou