I worked retail for years, and as a result of constant looping, I hate 98% of christmas songs. Ones I don’t mind...

If it’s any consolation Kirk, I started replaying suikoden 4 in...2014? I still have not finished it. It is so much worse than I remember!

Wait, there’s more to the game than creating wilderness cults?! Damn, I need to up my AC game.

This. They’ll shoot you if you run, they’ll shoot you if you cooperate, they’ll shoot you if you come up to them to ask a god damn question. Shoot first and ask questions later works in war (sometimes, hats off to you Stanislav Petrov for illuminating when it doesn’t work), but outside of that, it’s protect and serve,…

Wait...they are actually prosecuting them...in Georgia of all places? I’m kind of shocked actually. Still, had there not been a random person with a camera recording this (which they are swiftly working to make illegal in every state) they would have gotten away with it. (That sentence sounded a bit scooby doo, but…

Yeah, but but..um....Benghazi, or Seth Rich, or I dunno chemtrails, that’s all her right? We must know! Fuck fixing roads, let’s pay for this bullshit some more.

We can’t fund any of those things, we need to find out every single (real and suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper fake) detail about her activities for the last 100 years. (Because I’m sure there will be a conspiracy that she is some immortal illuminati vampire influencing politics for the last millenia)

Easy! She’s been a punching bag since the 90s, and they are doing their damnedest to make sure if she runs again, or if she passes the brand on to her daughter they don’t have a chance.

More pervs fired. Good. Fuck all these people who think they can get away with shit like this.

To be fair, Clinton and Obama will indeed do anything their donors want. Of course, I’m pretty sure that indictment covers 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999991% of politicians in the galaxy. (The rulers of Omicron Persei 8 are probably on the level).

So...how does this work? Do I need to find your house, rub it and you’ll grant wishes to remove assholes from power? I think that service is marketable!

I hate that pizza, and their stupid insistence on putting random peppers in the boxes. I DID however really like their breadsticks or cheesebread. It was the occasional guilty pleasure when drunk. That said, I stopped going after I found out that the guy is a tremendous douche.

I dunno, I’ve used one for years for a few reasons. Mostly living space. For a long time, I lived on the 2nd floor of someone’s house and had no real space to cook. So I had a microwave, and a foreman I jerry rigged to drain into a big coffee can. (the old metal kind) Now I’ve got my own place, but for the longest…

Wow, I’ll have to check it out. Nintendo Power was a huge part of my childhood. I’ll never forget that 1st issue, or my free copy of dragon warrior which sure as heck did it’s job of getting me into the rpg genre.

I was imagining a horde of seth mcfarlane voiced ewoks killing stormtroopers.

When I raided seriously in WoW many years ago, I saw the same thing. “You have to play so and so spec, or such and such class if you want to raid”, “Look at the sims, or this or that player!” Some of it was true, but a lot of it was a self fulfilling prophecy. Spec A sucks, and so people won’t try it, which means the…

And the backlash against the people standing up against sexual abuse begins in earnest. How dare you speak up about anyone in power being terrible fucking human beings!

You can’t be poor and help the poor. Truly, the stories of Jesus helping the poor and sick and rolling through Jerusalem in his escalade with the spinners inspire me.

I believe this is what they’d call a spoiled ballot. I’d say the intent was clear, but the rules are the rules. If you screw up, you ask for another ballot. Also, this was counted after a recount and concession which is where you would think people would focus their attentions instead.

I learned about this a long time ago now, from an odd source. I always assumed DC was some ultra rich enclave. Listening to Henry Rollins “Get in the Van” I learned quite a bit about DC, it was jarring as hell. My spouse worked in DC for awhile, and she said it is really damn bad, and that was early in the 2000s, pre…