Maybe the pilot has just had a long fucking day and wants to have a cigarette in peace without a bunch of whiny bitch-ass passengers complaining about the smell and how smoking and flying is “dangerous” and you should have your hands at 10 and 2 or whatever on the yoke. I mean, fuck off.

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

Because they’re forward looking designs.

Should pay him a percentage of net profits

That premise warrants its own spinoff. Maybe remake Matlock with Fin as the lawyer and Munch as the detective.

Sam Watterson or GTFO.

Finn isn’t even original cast. He replaced Monique Jefferies in season 2.

1970 Chevrolet Camaro Z/28: 0-60 in 5.8, 1/4 mile in 14.2 @ 100.3 mph, per Car and Driver, May 1970

As a Dodger fan with memories of Howie Kendrick flailing hopelessly at Jeurys Familia junk to end the Dodgers season forever seared into the deepest parts of my mind, I can say that Howie may not be the ideal option to go to with a season on the line.

Flights to Vegas are going to be cheaper than stadium parking.

Those BMW motorsports accents are the tackiest thing I wouldn’t be able to keep myself from getting on my own vehicle.

Fix the cigarette lighter.

Alternative, much more succinct headlines:

High speed rail makes a lot of sense, it’s just that you poor Americans have never really seen it. The Acela Express reaches the dizzying speed of 150mph for nearly 30 miles, but the rest of the time it’s not really any quicker than the trains that were traveling the same rails 80 years ago.

Many countries have trains…

False.

The taxi industry could put Uber out of business in 6 months, but they won’t.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

That’s the kind of thing that happens when the NBA decides to just not bother with doing it’s own prospective owner vetting and due diligence in order to force the Maloof’s to sell to Ranadive.

@RadioFlyerPartDeux: Glad to know I'm not the only one. Remember what new car Al almost bought when he though he had $5000 in "the magic shoebox"

+1 for the Bundy-mobile