@kake81: I like that the landau top and the woodgrain dash have been left in place so the other drivers can envy just how much style you're racing in. Well done, sir.

@Baby Beater Benz: I wonder if they put the pellets in the coolant?

@JayP71's new car is worth 5 jalop points: +1

I give that Sedan deVille 28 laps. That 4100 will blow up in what could be the most spectacular LeMons blow up, ever.

First place I saw this one was actually here....

I thought all this modern key fob, smart key retinal scan technology was supposed to stop cars from being stolen, period?

@skahammer: It was all part of my multi-level marketing plan.

I like how the guy who wrote the Tatum to Hell blog post trumpets his Christian ideals but has a bunch of half naked chick photo galleries on his blog. Thanks, but I'll get my hypocracy elsewhere...

@1991Brougham: This makes me want to take my Eldo on a roadie to Vegas just to remind all those douche canoes in their Escalades what a real Cadillac is.

@1991Brougham: Then they piss their pants laughing at the idea of GM going bankrupt. What more of an absurd idea could they come up with?

Elon Musk is probably being talked off a ledge somewhere after seeing that video of the Tango EV.

It's not really a specific model and it hasn't been used in a while but, for the love of everything you believe in, please stop using the word "Brougham" to describe anything you're trying to make luxurious. The only real "Brougham"s came from Cadillac and they should look like this...

That J-turn gets cooler and cooler every time I watch it.

Gotta love the crap they come up with in Newark.

Half naked girls washing my car is an essential.

Seriously, my '96 SL2 was the most reliable car I've ever driven. I put 170k trouble free miles on that thing without a problem. Of course, the next 3k miles saw virtually all power convenience accessories stop working but it was totaled by a hit and run driver then so it all worked out.

I don't care what stigma my BMW carries, you'll pry it from my cold dead hands. Go ahead and think what you want but for every dickhead in a BMW out there, there's a dickhead driving exactly what you drive and giving you a bad name.

@Piloter: Nah, I get at least 13 miles a gallon in my '75....which I celebrated the 4th in style by taking it into San Francisco and flaunting it in front of a bunch of eco-douches.

@Middleswine: Any scenic route, if you could call it that, will take you seriously, seriously out of your way. Stick with the 215 to the 15 through the desert.

Elon Musk made a jillion dollars selling PayPal to eBay and proceeded to blow that jillion dollars building environmentally friendly electric cars that only people who travel via private jet can afford to purchase.