Oh, calm down....they're funny and entertaining to watch no matter how much they bad mouth the states. However, I can't wait for an American version to talk crap about how bad Jags are and how steuuuupid that accent sounds.

Get a 70s Cadillac. They're great family cars....they'll destroy anything you hit. Of course if your commute is more than 2 miles, get a mid 90s Saturn. I had a 96 that I put 173k miles on and would probably still be driving it today if it hadn't been totaled.

There's some guy in San Jose who drives and old 300D on biofuel and his whole back window is dedicated to telling you why his car smells like a french fry basket. He spoke ill of my 78 Eldorado when I saw him at the local Kragan and I called him an asshole. Needless to say, when I saw him stuck on the side of the road…