That would be be an interesting Presidential debate:

The three perpetrators were later found trying to steal a fighter jet from the local air force base.

Hate Tweeting Flamingos is the name of my band. I’m going to sue this guy.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

I have no clever comment to make about your story so here is 10 minutes of British drivers swearing at other British drivers. Also I’ve recently learned that cunt is “literally the worst word” in Americanese so if you are American you might want to give this a miss, for everyone else enjoy.

I actually loved these games more than Madden. I hope they make a comeback.