Greatest tweet of all time.

“Who developed the Polio vaccine” is not science. It is, at best, science history.

Ok, so I found some missing pieces - for any other scared jailbreaker:

I know I have anger issues sometimes but part of this “adult” thing is holding back those toxic things we want to say.

Maybe you’ve learned something about yourself as to what triggers that reaction? Doesn’t matter if it’s retail, call center, or an office setting, you’ll run into assholes of all shapes/forms, but the…

Just remember, having a house is expensive. Take it from the man who spent $15,000 in a six month period for a new roof after horrendous storms the insurance wouldn’t cover and major plumbing issues.

called a customer “a worthless trophy wife cum dumpster” in front of her kids

That’s.. not really something to be proud of, there.

You sound like an overgrown child. Retail ain’t pretty, but most adults can suffer it with at least a touch of class.

An android launcher from microsoft?

Frustration, mainly. Apple constantly receives fawning press coverage while Android users are treated like second class citizens (look, more software that is coming to iOS first and Android... eventually). That second class treatment gets especially frustrating when the Apple gets praised for things we’ve been doing…

Pushbullet

There is a tactic you could use though. Make sure not to record all your fingerprints on the device, and swipe the wrong finger too many times, then you have to put in a code.

I use a passcode because biometric data is not covered by the fifth amendment.

Ah! I see now, I can’t believe I never noticed the different icon. I guess I never noticed since I always managed all these settings in their respective apps or online. Glad I know about it, now though. Looks like it could be convenient.

They keep saying no-one's buying them. People keep buying them. When will they admit their blatant fanboy-ism?!

They keep saying no-one's buying them. People keep buying them. When will they admit their blatant fanboy-ism?!

I think in this case the truck's insurance company is attempting to get payment for their damages and neither your insurance company nor insurance company covering the car that hit you have determined the relative fault of the wreck and thus the relative payment for the claim.

The companies have to negotiate…

Yeah, real programmers use butterflies...

Or I could sit on my couch and eat peanut butter cups. Just sayin ;)

Whenever my mom tries to freeze fresh strawberries, they always come out of the freezer turned to complete mush when they are thawed. All the liquids drain out all over the place and make a mess, and those juices are lost and not retained in the fruit. I wonder what she is doing wrong here. She freezes them whole. I…

Maybe, but like a 10-year stopgap.