I never gave them up. When your hips are very wide and your waist is very skinny, low rise is the only way that pants don’t need to be tailored. “Curvy” cuts always meant paying a lot of money for partially spandex denim that wear out really fast. I recently bought my first pair of mid-rise jeans and they cut into my…

YES GIRL. These high-waisted skinny jeans can fuck right off.

No, no, you're thinking of high-low rise jeans. They're the thing this year. They're the opposite of the skirts in that they're super high rise in the back, but super low in the front. That way, they look horrible on everybody.

My torso shape is that of a seriously elongated pear. Low rise jeans are not the answer for me. Neither are high-waisted pants.

I, for one, welcome our new low rise overlords. Seriously, speaking as a short and curvy person with an actual low rise, low rise jeans can not come back soon enough. I feel as if I’ve been walking in a denim desert for the past decade or so since the last time the planet was blanketed with Old Navy low rise bootlegs.…

Same. When will we realize that denim styles will never be universal. I look like a troll doll when I wear high-waisted jeans.

But I only look good in low rise jeans! I’m super short waisted, so the lower rise makes all the shit look longer. Also, if I wear anything around my waist, I get a stomach ache and super gas in within ten minutes. I’m a million years old, and struggled with jeans until low rise was invented.

I used to LOVE LOVE LOVE my low rise jeans, however at 27 I have finally said goodbye to them. My exception is jean shorts...I still prefer those in a lower rise.

so impressive for an adorable baby polar bear to be so accomplished at a young age

24 years and five kids? That’s a lot of digging, I hope the gold is worth it.

Peak Florida? As a native Floridian I’m offended. Nothing’s on fire, no one’s been stabbed over food, there’s NO trace of meth, and Wal-Mart isn’t even tangentially involved. PEAK FLORIDA, MY ASS.

I’ll sum it up for you, gold diggers gotta dig

At first I thought you were insinuating I had only slept with two men and then I realized this was a dick joke and I felt unimaginable glee and shame wash over me simultaneously.

Both heads?

This! 1000x this. I work on a big 10 campus, and I’m rejoicing in the end of the school year because it means most of the dudebro frat boys are gone. You know, the ones who think it’s hilarous to moo out their windows at me and pretty much every other woman on the bike trial while I’m biking to and from work (on a…

Clinton she did start the birther foolishness after all

They type all in text language like: i h8 femnsts! bchz suk.

Of course they’re looking for work! Those affirmative action urban lesbians took their jobs!

...He’s not fat tho? He just has a round face/poofy cheeks when he smiles.