because I am a benevolent dictator, this sacrilegious response has not been dismissed. ;)

I'm LIVID that water ice - which is fucking delicious and tragically unavailable in large swaths of this once-great nation - didn't make the Pennsylvania list. You know what did instead? Pizza. Oooooooohhhh, thaaaaaaank you, Pennsylvanians, for being the only people who eat pizza. You guys are so cool and unique.…

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I'm with you in feeling sorry for him. I feel sorry for people who make terrible decisions, while still supporting their punishment. He took a life, he has to live with it, in jail. That would suck.

Fair enough.