My only impression of Jia is that she is incapable of admitting an error in judgment - so it doesn't surprise me to see her back up Kara.

I have piercings and tattoos - I know people have the right to do whatever they want with their bodies. SOOOOOOO, I don't wanna septum-shame but I'm gonna. Shame Jordin, your septum hoop is not a Good Look. Shame. Shame.

Ok so I read that as "Chelsea Manning" and I was so confused about her tweeting from jail. :-/

I love how organized your fears were... I'm a sucker for having everything in its place.

two full laundry baskets staring at you in the dark?! *shudder* Steven King couldn't top that horror.

every Wednesday night after watch AHS I sleep with the closet light on. #solidarity

I always tell myself, "self, you can only watch tv if you are folding laundry!" And my self is like, "shut up, we are sitting on the couch and eating cookie dough while binging on Netflix."

Pretty sure on a cellular level laundry divides and replicates. I'm obviously a super smart scientist.

leftovers put away AND loaded the dishwasher after a party????!!? Overachiever.

I'm afraid of the dark inside my house or in buildings... Outside in dark in an unpopulated area? Totally peaceful to me. This is apropos of nothing, I'm just procrastinating because I hate folding laundry.

thanks! I try to keep my references between 8BC and 1999

thank you. Let's be friends.

totes. Now if they had been a "toilet paper under vs. over" person, I could see it being a dealbreaker.

It's friday!!! Live dangerous and add some Bailey's to that coffee!!

my line is "Green Eggs and Ham".

God, some people are so picky. ;-)

lol I wish. Truth be told I'm on my fifth hard cider and couldn't really think of a parallel to The Odyssey besides "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" and it just didn't seem as funny. The real question is, why aren't YOU on your fifth beer and therefore thinking my reference is hilarious and smart?!?!? ;-)

oh my god the BIGGEST BULLET. But I did laugh when I read the arrest report. And then I shook my head. Dumb dumb 21 year old me. 30 year old me feels infinitely smarter - and 40 year old me will probably think 30 year old me is an idiot.

He went to visit his mom in Seattle (about six hours away) and when I called to talk to him, she very sweetly informed me that "He's with his wife, may I take a message?"

when I was fifteen, he was the HOTTEST. Now I realize WHY fifteen year olds legally can't marry.