oh my god the BIGGEST BULLET. But I did laugh when I read the arrest report. And then I shook my head. Dumb dumb 21 year old me. 30 year old me feels infinitely smarter - and 40 year old me will probably think 30 year old me is an idiot.

He went to visit his mom in Seattle (about six hours away) and when I called to talk to him, she very sweetly informed me that "He's with his wife, may I take a message?"

when I was fifteen, he was the HOTTEST. Now I realize WHY fifteen year olds legally can't marry.

I just admitted to my two girlfriends via group chat that I had a romantic dream about Diego, the saber tooth tiger from Ice Age. (It was pregnancy hormone induced.)

"Ugh, Homer is so pedantic. Like he thinks he's so deep with the Iliad and The Odyssey, and I'm like, dude, your writing has the same plot as Clueless."

like Ethan Hawke in Reality Bites. It's not HIS fault he's so deep and brooding.

Well my ex who always accused me of being secretly married was actually.....*wait for it*.... MARRIED!!! Who saw that coming?! Not me, especially since we were both only 21ish at the time....

I don't care if this is true or not, I LOVE IT. WHY ARE THERE NOT MORRRRRRRRE COMMENTS ON THIS?!?!?

My theory is that Law&Order staff ARE communists.... At least Tumblr communists.

Basically had to up vote you for your groundbreaking use of the asterisk. I actually have no issue with home births but I'm a sucker for CAPS and ********

My very dear college friend is black, a certified doula and had midwives for all three of her births. She also runs an attachment parenting/public breastfeeding support group and has been an organic vegan for many years. I'll have to call her and tell her that she's evidently very white. This will be quite the shock…

if your cheesey number joke hadn't already convinced me, your user name would have: you are THE coolest.

no, it's obviously 1, the skinniest of all numbers.

The Crab House on Market street in the old city... Try their bbq shrimp and grits, it might sound gross but it's very good and pretty unique to the Lowcountry. (Their fried green tomatoes with remoulade and their pecan chocolate pie is really really good too)

I mean, some days I go to the gym, clean my house, do school with my kids, (they are in online charter schools) cook three meals, do laundry, take them to dance/karate, pay all the bills online and call my grandma.... Other days we all eat honey nut Cheerios and watch Netflix while sitting in our Jammie's.

It's infuriating. I don't mind different opinions - I doubt there are any readers on this site that share my views on many political/social matters. You can disagree with people but the blatant dishonesty and arrogant attitudes of this author are disgusting.

Everyone has different opinions. Being flippant about sexual abuse and leaving out giant chunks of relevant information IS embarrassing. Your snarky response is gross.

Wrong. There is a world of difference between "show me yours and I'll show you mine" and physicaly opening your siblings vulva to peer in their vagina.

Hee-haw

Yes, well, the Bibles as a protest are silly. If I was angry at someone and wanted to harass them I would send them a book by Snooki or Paris Hilton's cd.