True story: my son was 2 1/2 when my daughter was born and he told me he didn't understand how she was eating by just sucking on me. So I squirted him with my breast milk thinking that was the easiest way to show him and that he'd never remember.

non- GMO, free range, cruelty free, and fair trade to boot.

there's a joke on the tip of my brain re: pretty floral bonnets and wigs and Target but it's Monday and I have a migraine.

I'm so sorry but I love this story and laughed out loud when I read it. Not in a "hahaha you suck what a loser" way but in a "hahaha so relieved I'm not the only one who's endured this type of humiliation". I'm married with kids now for almost 8 years and I am just getting to the point where I will run to the corner…

History has already forgiven France rolling over for the Nazi's - I don't believe there is any goodwill left to forgive them if they allow this Axis of Evil Clowns to flourish.

For me it's a combination of clowns being designed to attract children and the fact that they are painted to obstruct any real emotions from showing on their faces. Its like department store Santa's (always suspicious whether or not it is a true lover of Christmas, someone cashing in on their beard for extra cash or a…

"Oh my god girl, I met this man and he was fiiiiiiiiiiine! Body like Arnold with a Denzel face and best of all, he was threatening as hell!"

I am claiming that your original statement re: Muslims serving in the IDF is purposefully deceitful in its phrasing. Muslim men and women serve, they VOLUNTEER to serve their country. There are many personal accounts of proud Muslim IDF soldiers.

Liar. You have genuine criticism of the state of Israel? Great, your opinion will be exuberantly co-signed here at Jez, the Jews here are decided anti-Zionist. So stop lying you coward. Muslims, Druze, people of any religion are accepted to the IDF as Israeli citizens.

well in your defense she practically begs people to hate her. With her stupid (noun) and her pretentious (verb)... God she's such a (expletive)!

Dear Emma,

My love for Silverstein makes the abomination that is The Giving Tree that much more of a betrayal.

I vaguely remember it from my childhood, but didn't have strong feelings about it until I re-read it as an adult. It was actually part of our training when began working as a suicide crisis counselor. I think the tie-in was about not giving the callers too much of ourselves, but I was so angry about the nasty Boy that…

I read that as "urban youths" and was like, "Huh, that's an unusual statement..." Lol

we are your people... Join us in our burning hatred

Exactly... And I don't know about your kids, but mine don't need any more encouragement to be assholes, it comes naturally!

Oh wow... A Giving Tree tattoo is a bigger red flag than a fedora collection. Why Ryan, why???????

Yes to Max the budding sociopath! Ugh, give me grumpy Alexander who was having a legit bad day over Max who is the woooooooorst...(although still not as horrid as The Boy in The Giving Tree)

I second The Giving Tree. Depressing as crap. Does no one else realize that the tree is in an abusive relationship with the boy? (Only half kidding about this... Seriously eff that boy, he was a wretch.)

Oh thank god, I feel like she was pregnant forever. Like, her pregnancy seemed longer than MY pregnancy and I swear I was a sweating pregnant hippo for 87 weeks.