Yes to Max the budding sociopath! Ugh, give me grumpy Alexander who was having a legit bad day over Max who is the woooooooorst...(although still not as horrid as The Boy in The Giving Tree)

I second The Giving Tree. Depressing as crap. Does no one else realize that the tree is in an abusive relationship with the boy? (Only half kidding about this... Seriously eff that boy, he was a wretch.)

Oh thank god, I feel like she was pregnant forever. Like, her pregnancy seemed longer than MY pregnancy and I swear I was a sweating pregnant hippo for 87 weeks.

Wine and whip-its.

Shhhhhhhhhhh! You aren't allowed to admit that someone can be a good person and conservative.... It's illegal here. I'm telling you this for your own good.

It's crazy to realize what a progressive, envelope pushing show it was. Original Star Trek seems so old fashioned and hokey, it often doesn't get the respect it deserves.

I was thinking the interracial Uhura kiss in the original tv show and was so confused for a minute like, there is NO way Rooo is anywhere close to being able to remember that! Ah, better drink my coffee before reading further.

you're joking, but for real, if you have a pumpkin spice latter I will be in your yard in like, five minutes.... Or as long as it takes me to slip into a clean pair of yoga pants.

"Soft and white, clean and bright".... This is the PERFECT antidote to this article

Periods? Gross.... Isn't that when women start being bitchy and spewing medical waste from their nether regions? Why would Apple OR the Mayo clinic want to acknowledge the existence that disgusting phenomena? /sarc

Fair trade, cruelty-free. I don't mind paying a little extra for cruelty-free.... The exploitation of poppy plants has gotten out of hand lately.

right? None of that sucky, GMO Opium Poppy crap.

Boondocks is the deepest, smartest, most subversive show I have ever seen, no hyperbole. Don't care if it's a cartoon, it is genius.

Fiesta Lime Chicken is amazing. No food-shaming here.... I stan for Fiesta Lime Chicken all day.

Pretentious... And I say that with love. Nothing wrong with a little self-aware pretension, we are all snobby about something. Like all of you plebs drinking your Starbucks when everyone knows Kopi Luwak is the ONLY way to drink coffee. *Smug

I remember the first time a 3D magic eye poster came into focus - I felt like I had truly accomplished something great.

I miss Reno 911. I loved every episode and saw the movie. I have zero shame that my taste in comedy is roughly that of a male teenage stoner. Workaholics, Reno 911, Dumb&Dumber... No shame.

For me personally, I just dislike the clinical words. So my kids (3 year old daughter, 5 year old son) know the proper terms but when discussing in general we use a generic term. (Did you wash your booty and pee-pee area?)

I get that, I do. I just find the hysteria and hyperbole surrounding "BANNED BOOKS" to be dishonest. This is not Nazi Germany or Communist (insert country of choice)... We are not burning books in the streets and having government crackdowns prohibiting racy books because of our puritanical society. Instead, we have…

Did you hear the segment on NPR where the lady said it wasn't until COLLEGE that she realized that other families had different things for dinner every night? That's right: her first 18 years of life she ate the same thing for dinner. Every night. THAT is the saddest story ever.