I generally think of Gizmodo editors and commenters as reasonbly intelligent, rational thinkers. But from what I gather here, you honestly think that someone should go to jail for looking at a picture. You're telling me that I deserve JAIL TIME for typing some words into a search engine and then looking at the results.

Just when you thought Verizon couldn't make an uglier-looking product.

Which aspect of physical keyboards do you hate so much? Is it the ability to type nearly blind, in direct sunlight, while enjoying the tactile feedback that let's you know if you missed a letter? Just curious.

I was obsessed with a girl for about a year and a half. Scent definitely had something to do with it because I've been just as physically attracted to other girls but there was something inexplicably intoxicating about her smell. Laundry detergent, soap, and perfume all changed during the course of our relationship so…

This is how I feel about Norelco's. The face of the shaver is absolutely gigantic and can't effectively shave the area where your neck meets your jaw. This is fine if you have a fat, broad, Fred Flintstone face but people with any defined features are screwed.

I'm just glad that they've finally switched to Li-ion batteries. I have a Series 5 that's maybe two years old and it has a Ni-MH battery. Their charge-and-clean system doesn't give you the option to clean without charging so you basically have to skip cleaning if you want to run the battery completely out. The general…

I think the Toffifay packaging is some of the best graphic design of all time. Those guys picked the wrong package to eff with.

Can you guys *please* figure out the hyphen/en dash/em dash formatting situation? It's really getting annoying.

Apparently you need to be an expert knotsmith. What the hell is that move he pulls at 0:34?

@Boomdiggity!: Problem solved.

@MotorboatJones: This is a valid point but there are two separate issues. For now, manufacturers will have to package drivers with Android, essentially making it a device-specific build, unless they go with a universal, "all drivers included" model, in which case we'll have the bloated OS you describe. But adding…

@archercc: Yes and know. These are still meant to be phones, meaning that I'm going to hold it up to my head and talk into it. More importantly, I can decide to not carry a MID with me if I don't need it but I (and presumably everyone else now) need to have my phone with me at all times. You can have a very functional…

I miss the glory days of cell phones when the goal was miniaturization. The StarTac, Siemens SL55, nearly all of the Samsung GSM sliders circa 2004... those were *phones*. This latest trend of aircraft carriers just doesn't do it for me. Maybe if I wore a jumpsuit full of giant pockets?