"I'm all for enjoying what you've earned, except for this case, when you can't enjoy what you've earned."

I'm sure you're asking because you think you're a real smart ass, but I did a couple years ago.

Better still, a certain robotic buddy finally realizes his years of loyalty were rewarded with a cold shoulder and verbal abuse. Right up until the moment he "died" in the attack on Malibu.

Huh. It's weird how this was posted here and on Jezebel, but the post here is more...objective, for lack of a better word? Please keep approaching topics in this vein on i09. It's much appreciated.

I was worried for a sec, 'cause Emily is my sister and she's married and her husband isn't Nathan and I was going to have to bust some ass.

But do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?

Was Hayek before or after the first 20-30 minutes? Because I will fight you to the death if you're saying she was a bad thing.

They call that movie "Of Mice and Men"

If you ask me, the movie went downhill right after the dog died.

Well, I get paid to point out when he says dumb things. Also I find it really, really fun.

Batman V(ajazzles) Superman

The "V" stands for Hope.

I personally can't wait for a two and a half hour costumed courtroom drama.

I guarantee you that it's YouTube fighting back. Learning how to speak, gaining sentience. The hubris of man, thinking we could control it.

I'm sorry to hear this. Let me know if it wakes up, will you?

Because the ending that is being proposed is too complicated and entirely too dark for twelve year olds (the intended audience). We live in a culture where the line between childhood and adulthood has been erased. This is, in itself, not terrible. But it has been erased in the favor of adults, so that they never have…