'And it literally said, “This song is about how it used to be cooler back in the doo-wop days. And now rap music and those damn hippies have fucking ruined everything.”' doub it bud. songs not even about doo wop artists really. go change.

the number of similes this angst man uses for description is painful. for a simile of my own, it's like a hipster being "so over cat's cradle" meets shitty lil wayne verse mixed with i need a cig and my girl friend just dumped me because i cry after intercourse every night.

as if this band couldn't get any douchier. don mclean probably hates their derivative bullshit so maybe we can call it even?