why in the fucking world would I want to watch a TV show about this awful thing.

This. She told me not to go swimming with all my rings on or I’d “end up mermaid food.”

YES!!! Here’s hoping they replace it with 19 Guinea Pigs and Counting

Bingo!

I’d advise staying away from places like the official Duggar facebook page. The people defending him are about to give me a rage stroke. Lots of “he who hasn’t sinned should cast the first stone,” “it’s normal for young boys to be sexually curious,” “it was in the past,” “god forgives all,” etc. Because you know,…

This seems an appropriate addendum to your last thought:

No but being held without bond might have, given the severity of his crimes.

Fuck arsenic. Let’s bring back opium dens and over the counter dexedrine.