Don’t bother. Your name excuses it. In fact, I was kind of losing it over all the errors in your comment and in my head I was kind of working through my options for a snarky reply to it, but then I read your name and now I’m okay with it. Because at least you’re owning it, you know? Honesty is important.

Not necessarily. It just means that I’m often taking issue with the supposed consensus on a given topic, or arguing for the minority opinion, or what the article alleges to be the minority opinion.

I don’t understand, please elaborate.

Hey, as someone who is often “that guy” I take offense at this. Even That Guys have the sense to stay away from this one. What we’re dealing with here isn’t a That Guy but is actually probably just a Basic Asshole, or a high-functioning feral cat.

No.

Fuck all of that.

Oh my god, like, soooo fucking evil the way they specifically tell people to let them know if their reporting is false or unfair. I remember when Hitler did the EXACT. SAME. THING.

I am 100% confident that he won’t. You probably just need to take a break from whatever ideological bubble you’re currently stuck in. Stop reading deadspin for a while. Go on a walk or something. I promise you the world is not actually about to end because some idiot happens to be president.

Oh, get a grip. As a history-obsessed classic liberal, I truly can’t understand how so many people are so comfortable just throwing around words like “Nazi” and “fascism” when describing the current administration. It’s a completely erroneous comparison. We’re not even remotely close to those things. Trump is a…

Wow, what a powerful anecdote about people that don’t live here, probably know next to nothing about what’s ACTUALLY happening here, and clearly know virtually nothing about the structure of the federal government and the laws that bind it.

I strongly dislike Trump, but your comparing him to the thing those troops died fighting against is the real insult here. I couldn’t possibly roll my eyes any harder.

“This is an unprecedented amount of lying.” 

I’m fine with people unionizing if they want to. But even if every dev on the planet joins some mega union, it’s not going to solve the one huge reason for most of the problems that plague the industry, which reason being that games are an artistic product being sold to an extremely fickle, fractured market that has a…

I’ll take a skit with Hader laughing at himself over whatever else is on SNL these days, which literally no one is laughing at.

I never said that’s what you were saying, so we’re good.

And I can’t see why Minecraft is popular. Or why so many people keep buying Call of Duty games in the year 2018. Or why millions of people are willing to shell out $60 every single year for another FIFA game that’s like 99.8% identical to the one that came before it. But then I remember that different people like…

I’ve never understood the appeal in comments like yours. Some people must surely like making them, since they continue to exist, but I personally don’t think they’re worth making, so I don’t think anyone should like making them.

What race are you?

I think that for me, what really stands out about Zelda is that the series has a ton of entries but almost every single one deserves to at least be considered for a top-five spot. If I were making this list, I might make a few adjustments, but I would be fine with these games being in almost any order because they’re…

Oh yeah, same here. I really liked the Subspace Emissary. I’d love to see that concept revisited/refined.