I have probably spent as much time staging photos with doge-in-the-hat as I have actually playing the game.

Yeah I went back and scanned my pixel-Mario amiibo and got the outfit, but it’s the colors from the original Donkey Kong (red overalls/blue top), not the red/brown from SMB. Which is definitely cool, but I still want the NES Mario colors!

Weird, I scanned that one but I definitely didn’t get the outfit. Uncle amiibo (weird name, btw) must have been busy with other amiibos when I scanned it. I have a tendency to sort of glaze over and ignore critical information whenever I see text on screen in a game and just hit the skip button non-stop until the text…

Really? I haven’t seen anything about that, but that’s awesome. Do you know which amiibo unlocks it?

Oh yeah, you’re right! I figured I was probably forgetting at least one example. Haven’t played Yoshi’s Island in several years. The Galaxy one just stood out because it uses the same red/blue arrows to indicate shifting gravity that they used in Odyssey.

Okay, this video’s funny and all, buuuut Mario’s been walking on the ceiling since at least Super Mario Galaxy 1 in 2007, sooooo yeah.

As far as I know, Nintendo have only ever released improved versions of their handheld systems. I don’t think (unless I’m just unaware of an example) they’ve ever done that for home consoles, at least not relating to the actual internal tech/specs. Since Switch is both a home console and a handheld, I’d say there’s a…

So go make your own game. Then you can make the lead any color or gender you want. I’m not trying to be a dick, it’s just that it makes no sense to me that people actually think it’s acceptable to try to dictate to creators working in an artistic medium what they can or can’t do. It’s their game. If their personal…

At least I’m consistent.

Still waiting for you to move on like you keep saying you’re trying to do.

Again, this conversation only exists because you decided to reply to my comment, and in a pretty condescending way, and then you had the balls to tell me that I’m the annoying one. So, if you want me to go away, that’ll happen as soon as you “move on” like you keep saying you’re trying to do and stop replying to me.…

If you really have that strongly of a reaction to my comments, then life must be very difficult for you. Maybe see a psychiatrist and get that short fuse in check.

“Leupp said that even after the alleged shower incident, she’d continued her friendship and even had a brief physical relationship with Malka” 

You replied to me, asshole. No need for you to get all butthurt and lash out at a total stranger for not wanting to alter their opinion to protect your tender little feelings.

Or you could look at the games available for the system and how they actually play on the system, which is all most people really care about since it is, you know, a device specifically designed to play games.

You make a compelling argument.

I’ve never understood the mentality of people who seem personally offended by the fact that other people like something that they don’t, or in a way that they don’t. There is a mountain of games and hardware that I think are really shitty and can’t understand why people like them so much, but it hurts literally no…

I do know its* limitations, and I don’t think you know what that phrase means or when it’s applicable.

It doesn’t place them beyond criticism, but it’s definitely jumping the gun to shit on something based on nothing more than one person’s brief opinion based on his extremely limited experience with it, and then to use that to make broad statements about literally everything the company has ever done. All you’re doing…

First of all, their focus is not on designing and manufacturing bleeding-edge technology, it’s on making good games and hardware that they hope will be compelling to consumers while also being affordable. They’ve consistently achieved those goals MOST of the time, and have achieved them especially well with Switch so…