Oh, puulleeezzz. Like we have some “magical” ability to not look like a fool. I am a proud African-American woman AND a uncoordinated mess out there. I also happen to be old enough not to care any more.

Oh, bless their hearts.

“I would like to concede to officially have this Jaguar be the nominee for the Republican party. All hail this V12!”

Exactly. I’m not crying about all the out-of-work whale oil salesmen and corset manufacturers, either - it’s useful to know why this demographic is behaving the way they are, but my actual sympathy can be better deployed literally anywhere else.

That’s why the XJ-S was perfectly happy with a three speed auto. It really doesn’t need to shift. When my shift modulator went south, it was weeks before I even noticed because the engine just doesn’t care.

THIS JAG FOR PRESIDENT 2016

hot christ.

Are you blind? That’s 12 rotors of awesome.

Ferrari’s 3 liter 250 series V12. Tiny, high revving, epic noise, and the heart of almost every auction record holder the world over.

Literally found out about this just this morning. Millyard V12 Kawasaki:

This is a wankel rotary with 12 rotors in a V configuration.

McLaren F1 during testing.

This Jag.

This one has Ayrton’s paid endorsement.

The Detroit 12V71

Trump touched a serious nerve with disenfranchised working-class whites, who believe that minorities are taking away their hard-earned jobs.

I’m sorry to be that person, but I don’t get it. I don’t get why everybody is in love with Adèle. Her last song is so... bland. I mean, she is funny in interviews, what I know of her doesn’t annoy the hell out of me, but that’s about it.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking as well. Polanski did the “bleak Macbeth” version with “realistic” witches already, so what exactly is so new about this?

Or some of the (admittedly overpriced) Leathermaster stuff. These are still salvageable by a good detailer.

I’d still take the Volvo, particularly for this price. ‘Not as fast’ is a nothing argument. In everyday driving and casual hoonage, it’s the same experience.