It had something to do with a hotel in Bangkok, ladies of the evening, and Family Guy playing in the background.

I was never a dog person, but my husband always wanted one. I’d finally come around to considering it, but refused to get a dachshund because I’d had a friend with two and they were beastly creatures all around. Naturally, a dachshund was the exact dog my husband wanted. So when a co-worker told me a friend of his…

Wow.

The last thing running through his head was probably a concrete floor.

I have to agree with you. It looked way better before the facelift.

Same oil in it and everything.

Why do you like and admire America very much? Cuz, from the inside looking out, it seems pretty second-string.

Oh, I pity the fool. Anyone who wears crew necks under button down shirts should be taken out and shot; and if you're not wearing your white Ts under button down shirts, what the fuck are you using them for? Dish rags?

V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

I read a thing by a former cop awhile back where he said that 15% of cops will always do the right thing, 15% will always do the wrong thing, and the rest just follow their partner’s lead. Depressing as fuck.

Aluminum oil pans do that. They only bend to a certain extent before cracking or outright shattering, depending on how hard they’re hit.

and re-invents the dry sump.

Also, I was very surprised that John Kasich was so moderate compared to the rest. He didn’t seem that bad.

The thing I hated most about the debate was that Trump basically turned one of our most important events into a mockery. The other candidates were openly throwing jabs at each other and bickering. For a minute I thought this was scripted.

Also, I was very surprised that John Kasich was so moderate compared to the…

And is no way indicative of us wanting one of these assholes as president! We just love schadenfreude!

NSFF - Not Safe For Funk

Yup, saw a very good example of this at an SCCA regional at Laguna this past weekend during one of the Group 4 races.

LOL, I worked at a stupid gift store on Cannery Row in Monterey, and some guy asked me what the name of the lake was out there. Uh, Monterey Bay? Pacific Ocean? God, man, do you even know where you are?

No. Stop this right now. There is no excuse for being over the age of 8 and not knowing what Swiss cheese is. That is just straight up stupidity. This is why we can’t have nice things.

she’s vegetarian, but she’ll eat fish