I actually don't think the Kardashian sisters look all that bad. Yes, I'd like it if Khloe's dress weren't so low-cut, but she looks pretty cute as it is. And Kim's working that corset!

That cranberry color is super-flattering on Kim, wrinkles and all.

@seresy: I'm so getting on that!

Also, Mr. President, I just want to say that this photo of you makes me smile. Sucky Monday = less sucky altogether.

And now that lame Jordin Sparks song is stuck in my head. Sucky Monday = officially suckier.

@EsmereldaFitzmonster: Thanks for the tip! I've been dying to learn this as well. Awesome. Am testing this ish out right now.

@saintbernadette: Amen! When my boyfriend starts with the suggestions, I have to give him the shut-your-face look before he gets carried away. Or before I sock him one.

Since I really don't care about LeAnn Rimes and her tribulations, I prefer to think 'Northern Lights' was so popular because it was a Nora Roberts book-to-film. And because Nora Roberts is the SHIT.

I just vomited a little in my mouth reading that. She seems so composed in her account, though. I can't imagine being that gracious and polite after being harassed in such a way.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Agree. Though the sight of Jake wearing ugly sweats just makes me want to rip them off that much faster!

@HuckleberryFriend: Get out of my head, Huckleberry! I was just thinking that!

@TakeADeepBreath: Second that. If we all end up looking like our mothers, they've got a lot to look forward to.

@AtomiClash: Ditto over here. I tried to resist because he's the exact same age as my baby sister, but that cover just does me in.

@Johnny_Rocket: And yet I forgive Clive anything.

Is it terrible if I thought that caption read "Jake Gyllenhaal Gets His Load Off" - and then got immeasurably excited?

So what's the UPSide to this picture?

Congrats to the Bestie!

@vamusical: I'll fight you to the death. And then maybe he'll swoop in and rescue both of us with a flurry of roundhouse kicks and uppercuts. Yeah!

Steals your significant other?

The sheer beauty in this photo is making...my...computer...malfunction...