Oh, their little paws!

yes, and I'd like to reach out and touch Harlow Madden right back. on that adorable little nose.

@jejune - the giraffe hugger: Sigh. Guess we'll have to wait for the next Catholic-bashing fest. T-minus, oh, 24 hours.

@RGISMYFAVORITECANADIANMORMON: Damn it, I hate catching these things after they've been disemvoweled! It took me about 10 minutes to figure that out. And once I did: Yikes.

@Buffalo_Gal: She is all kinds of fierce. I worship her.

@PilgrimSoul: You got an SJ shout-out in the CAPTION? I bow down, PilgrimSoul.

@andheartss haz it: Good point. It took me a second look to go back and realize, Wait a minute, she probably just opened her front door and was bombarded with paparazzi. In that case, this is just wrong.

Please tell me it's a pair of pants. Duffy, you are way too cute for this.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god: Oh my God, get this image out of my HEAD!

@hooooooot: *clears throat as well, frantically puts hair in a ponytail*

I almost snorted out the Dannon yogurt I happened to be consuming as I read this. (Who am I kidding—make that the Sonic Route 44 Cherry Limeade.) Nicely done, lucystrawberry!

Oh, Katy. You look so...um...tanned?

Splendid, Bestie chaps! Though I was also pulling for BabyJane's "shit hit the Fan" comment...

@lilbobbytables: I believe that's known as Newton's Fourth Law of Owen.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): You win! I give up!

@BrutallyHonestZombies: Is that sold in the same collection as "The Red Vag of Courage?"

@Imdatninja: I want to look that gorgeous when I stand, hand to hip, in that exact dress. Let's all be her!

@Hamsterpants: Srsly. Usually I can't stand her, but I find myself wanting to leap up and defend her when I read more stuff about how "fat" she is. This is a totally new experience for me!

As a brunette, I'd just like to say how insanely jealous I am of all you redheads. You can wear an outfit like that and your hair is so striking, whereas mine blends in with my damn jacket.

I prefer to read that headline as: Clive Owen Has a Bone to Lick. As in, for me to lick. Mmmm....