@emilyanne: I'll take that! It's Monday, we all need to laugh.

@HarrietB.: 'It just ends up everywhere but my mouth.'

begs for relevance

@la.donna.pietra: I'm with you. He was the bright spot. You'd think with so much man-candy it would have been less craptastic.

@morninggloria: Holy shit! Get out of my head, morninggloria!

@afiunderground: Nice. I saw her once. La Llorona, not Katy Perry - though meeting Katy might be equally scary, who knows?

@union lizard: $12, hell. I'd pay twice my monthly rent.

Celebrities: They pay $12 for a crappy movie ticket just like the rest of us.

@andheartss haz it: P.S. Ana La Tejana wants in on this.

@bertyapple@BeckySharper: Hear hear. I personally liked the book, and find no problem with her as an author or a person. I know as well as a lot of other writer Jezzies that the publishing industry is a cutthroat business, and anyone who has the tenacity to keep at it - money helps, obviously, but it's not the fulcrum…

@sportz.star: Whoopi FTW!

@axel_f: ...you might be Ann Coulter.

@Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203): And then have him do his goofy dance from The Daily Show. And then have his babies.

Please tell me a child didn't try crawling back in there.

@kierabs: All the more reason to just rip those clothes right off him. (Christian, I mean, not your brother!)

@clamme: I'll add "her identity" to that list. I friggin' worship her.

@AuntieBee: I'm with you. This picture just makes me happy.

@treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest: I know what you mean. In my hometown, a small, predominantly Catholic Mexican-American town, teenage pregnancies are rampant. And this is largely due to the fact that not only are you made to feel ashamed of even considering abortion, but you would probably have to drive 90 miles…

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Mm. Be still, my Jack McCoy-loving heart.

Maria-Mercedes Lara (I'm using your name in full because I think it's beautiful), you'll be missed.