@sportz.star: Took the words right out of my mouth. Let's hope the world is much kinder to her than her father was.

Thank you, Santa. Now please make sure Daniel gets gift-wrapped and shipped directly to my apartment in Dallas.

When my mother, a cancer survivor, spoke to a plastic surgeon about reconstruction, she was given all these options and her doctor recommended the flap procedure. He didn't mention how much the insurance would cost on it, he just recommended it. My father is also a doctor and told us later about the hoopla surrounding…

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): *hug*

I was born in Galveston. First Ike, now this? My heart breaks for this poor girl, and for the place I once knew.

@Sev: I nearly spit out my coffee reading that. Viva la Poots!

Good bizarre, Bree Turner. I'll take a Paul Bunyan-sized coat over mermaid fins any day.

whether or not he was stoned when he agreed to name his children Apple and Moses.

@torieandrahmsittinginatree: I'm with you. My first reaction to this was that "The Man in the Mirror...is a douchebag."

@JeromeCabaret: No offense taken. I'm a double minority, so I know how it feels to be generalized as an exotic. But I call 'em like I see 'em, whether it's a beautiful Korean actress or the goddess that is Kate Winslet.

@TriedandTrue: Or the ass? =)

@special_boots: True that. My cousin, who is Filipino, and her Korean husband just had a baby girl. Count the minutes until I get that gorgeous creature into some kind of modeling agency.

@theruraljuror: I'd kill to see him actually wearing one of those. And to see her reaction to seeing him wearing one of those!

I was too dazzled by how freaking beautiful all these women are to even notice their dresses.

"Team Aniston" shirt.

One of my bosses pulls snarky passive-aggressive ways to get back at me for defying him. The other tries to soothe and "make it all better" while secretly agreeing with the first boss. Yup, my job is the spitting image of my family.

Want her. Love her. And she's working that dress.

First Christian, now Stephen? Ana's having some sweet dreams tonight, baby.

@blueVamp: Seriously? A friend of mine lives in his neighborhood and was invited to his house for a holiday party last year. She said he—and his wife—are just about the nicest people on the face of the planet.

Dear Santa,