Mmmm. Baleful or Bale, Christian always goes down smooth.

...power surge.

As a native of South Texas, I resent the statement about us all having campers and horses and roosters and goats. I definitely don't own a camper.

@aShinyGumWrapper: You got it.

Natalie Portman makes Ana La Tejana want to puke. She's that freaking lovely.

My love for him cannot be helped, no matter how many skeezy photos you put up, Jezebel. On another note, I freaking love that kid.

I think of her as, for lack of a better word, repulsive.

Grandpa? Is that you?

Is it just me or do the red blotches on her knuckles and cheek make it look like she just bitch-slapped herself?

I'll take one order of that, shaken and stirred. Boobylicious over there need not apply.

"007: Ovum of Solace."

Sigh. The fact that Bill O'Reilly is convinced his extreme-right views represent upstanding Americans never fails to trigger my vomit reflex.

Stephen Colbert has the answer to every single one of my needs, hormonal or not.