I can't believe the ONE time an author gets unprecedented creative control over a film adaptation, it's fucking E.L James and 50 Shades of Grey.

I am in no way defending this trash heap, but everyone's acting like this horrible movie just fell from the sky into their laps as if it weren't something they agreed to do.

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

My man and I recently delved into pegging. We had done plenty of butt play with his glass dildo, but a few weeks ago, I invested in a harness and pretty purple strap-on. I pegged him, he loved it. But the next day? Holy christ! My back! My core! So sore. I had no idea I was getting such a good workout.

SUUUUUUUGAR HIGH!!!!

DAMN THE MAN.

Why am I gray? Why is Bobby Jindal white?

The box logic described in this article does little to explain:

Maybe they sent Marco Rubio's portrait to the wrong address.

"Hi, I'm Rob Lowe."

Originally from Michigan, he strove for an anti-capitalist lifestyle, the pinnacles of which were his militant veganism and leadership in the biking community.

Yes, the part about listening more than they talk is the most important. I have encountered countless male 'feminists' who think that because they're feminists, they can go ahead and act as if they know more about feminism and women's experience than women do.

I just can't believe both the flippant (and somewhat [though I'm sure unintentional] non-sequitur-ial tone of this article [pretty sure South Africa has a set of social traumas outside the Bushes and Jenny McCarthy) and the already long stack of comments condoning physical violence and vigilante justice in this…

That gif gives me a shiver every time I see it because I have a sneaky feeling it is highly prophetic (of the books).

That smile is used to best effect as Jacob, tho

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…

During the DNC in Boston in I think 2004, my friend and I were having fries and beers at Bukowski Tavern at lunchtime. It was empty and who should walk in but Jerry Springer! He sat down at the table next to us with his bodyguard and casually shot the shit with us for like ten minutes. My friend and I went outside to…

My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

It's very sweet and pretty funny, ok?

WHAT. WHAT. HOW DID I MISS THIS. SHE'S LEAVING?