My husband got me full-body blue snowflake footie pajamas. Somehow, despite living with me for 7 years now, he thought I would enjoy them. They are truly horrifying. He got me other, awesome presents, so it was fine, but he was genuinely confused when I said I didn't like them.

Laura Beck, empress of my heart, god bless you for using a Romy and Michele photo for this post.

I've teased it before, but I have come up with some rules for the Official NBC Sound of Music Drinking Game:

Halloween was last month. Put your "Sexy Punky Brewster" costume away.

Orlando Bloom will only be able to sexvisit her once every 10 years.

You mean I can watch his stand-up special next week!?

Listen I have dated WAY above my means from time to time... dating someone who was, by most accounts, incredibly attractive. There's no accounting for taste and someday you might find someone that you find incredibly attractive who also is really into you, even if your friends think you are fugly.

Anyone else notice that Emma appears the same year the character of the same name appeared on Friends? Then you can literally see it spread like a plague until 2009's first Twilight movie shows up an it's replaced with Isabella.

JENNIFERS WILL RISE UP AND RULE THE WORLD. Just you wait...

Maybe her mom is from the 1850s and thinks Irish people are ethnic?

Can't stand Fox "news" or her, but I'm not gonna rag on this. I don't see how it hurt anyone (it was actually kinda commendable) and there a bajillion other things that are more worthy of my disdain. Move on, people.

When X in your equation seems to equal: Are child-free women really just unloveable uggos, it comes across as just a little offensive.

This is what happens when you poll people while they're sitting in church. Never trust a pew poll.

My husband HATES CATS! Like with a passionate, burning rage. We got our two after we got married because I wanted them. He still hates them and one of the cats torments him, but he loves me and knows that I love cats so he deals with it.

I'm not her biggest fan. She's one of those people who's always "nice" but who doesn't do much to translate meaning well into doing well.

Willow is pissed that she was not included in the suggestions.

I had a subscription a couple years ago (it was free!), and I felt dumber every time I read (skimmed) an issue. I flipped through last month's, and I have to say, it wasn't AS bad. It wasn't quite educational, but I didn't cringe through it... I am slightly optimistic.

Pats fan here, and LOVING that Eli gif. Thank you. Haaaahaa!

First of all, get new friends. You had to "make them" watch Princess Bride? WRONG FRIENDS!