Ummmm...John Mayer is on Miley's "list." Can we please either confirm or deny this information so I can permanently label him as a sexual predator. WTF

One of them's team Edward, the other team Jacob. TOTALLY DIFFERENT!

Yay! Now Felicity doesn't have awkwardly marry Javier now so he can get his green card! *Yes, I do relate real-life events to episodes from my favorite shows.

Ummmm...let's just ignore the whole bat shit craziness of this whole situation and assume this lady is on par. How the fuck is a guest supposed to know how expensive per head your damn wedding is? Did you include it in the invitation? "You are cordially invited to the wedding of so and so and what's her name...by the…

ErmaGod! lol, although i feel like this article does do a great job of dispelling nonsense about gay weddings, I will say while planning my straight wedding- figuring out how to include gay Bridesmen in your wedding should have it's own etiquette book. I mean how am i supposed to share this wonderful time with them…

Ummm, can we talk about her hair weave/braid/knit in the beginning of the video. I WANT TO BE THAT!

Just finished watching the vid. Great share, I never thought about it that way before.

Damn. Mia Farrow is on a roll this week!

mmmm..Rebel Wilson's make-up is so adorable! Good for her, you get it girl!

Nothing that awesome can be wrong. I love those hot pink pants!

How did I not know Strippers have business cards. I guess it makes sense, but do you think it really says "stripper" on it or like "exotic dancer" or some nonsense? *speaking as someone who wants to design bad ass business cards like right now!*

I just love the image of "Gun Control" in Pepto Bismol pink. Makes me want to a shoot someone, and then submit to my husband/male authority figure!

We are behind you Lindy! All my support and love I am sending your way!

Oh Lord! Mulan.2 looks like those Korean (i believe) beauty pageant contestants with the same face that Jezebel posted like 5 weeks ago. Face thinning anyone?

Every time I look at the cover with Kate Upton I become rage. Why in God's name would they spend that much time going to Antarctica having a photo shoot when the end result looks like a photoshopped piece of crap?

I think her outfit looks super comfy and airy...I'd would totally rock that, but probably without the hair braid, seems a little mismatched.

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lol, this just makes me laugh. How can you be so haughty and exclusive when NO ONE IS BUYING YOUR CLOTHES! Please continue being an asshole as Abercrombie BURNS. http://www.businessinsider.com/abercrombie-is…

BAM! Right on. THIS.