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An American Poet
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I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him.

This is ridiculous. Next thing you know they’ll be kicking folks off the golf course for masturbating.

While I was in high school, a classmate of mine on the basketball team was given a tech for farting while going up for a layup.

Typical herb post

No one cares Kevin.

Totally. They’re small but vicious, especially the Yorkshire ones.

Russia, the Mustang drivers of the geopolitical world.

“They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home. There’s more to it than that.”

Looks like he’s stalled in his development.

Perhaps I’m mistaken on what a doormat salesman is. I’m picturing Old Jim standing outside a small stand alone store called “Doormat Imporium” filled with doormats with silly quips like “NOT YOU AGAIN!”

If you don't vote for doormat salesman, fuck you.

Doormat salesman!? I mean, you have to really know people to convince them to buy a doormat....

Minnie Pacquiao

Looks like Floyd is training to get himself a new girlfriend.

Roy Jones Junior, Jr.

[cums]

Mike Tykeson

Muhammad Smalli

Your move, Samer.

“That was the worst fight I’ve ever seen. Absolutely brutal.” - Dwight Howard