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An American Poet
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Elegance? You want elegance?

Of course the Cardinals would use telegrams, the scrappiest and grittiest form of communications.

I bet the Cards were stealing faxes from the Astros back then too.

I can understand his impression of the JFK portrait. The popular image of him is pretty messy.

“Some black guy.”

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner

We already have a word for that, and it is “hella.”

What I can’t figure out is how he got the judge to let him free to play a game after his horse and buggy incident.

I wouldn’t call Deadspin a blog, but rather a reblogger of Kinja Deals.

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Yes they do Jake...THAT’S LITERALLY ALL THEY DO!

Peter Pan is kind of a dipshit in that movie. Tell me this isn’t a punchable face. He’s the fairytale Jimmy Clausen.

Don’t forget Fla-vor-ice Freeze Pops. Whose jagged plastic edges were the #1 cause of open mouth sores before the age of sexual maturity.

Being butthurt on the internet is no way to spend the summer. It was a joke - they do pop up in the comment section of Deadspin.

Counterpoint: Sundresses

Holy shit, Moyer can still bring the heat.

I assume a Browns jersey comes out.

He did his fucking ten years, what the fuck do you want? Where's your fucking decency?