Don’t be ridiculous.

I have a feeling that Ryan Lochte is that one friend your parents warned you about. It is SO that guy that causes all the damn trouble and *POOF* he’s gone and you are stuck with the wine coolers when the cops show up.

Switching to fake fur would require her to think of something other than herself. She isn’t capable of that.

I like her and her brand of showladyship. She does not fuck around with an audience’s expectations. Wish she’d switch to fake fur though. It’s not like you can tell the difference.

I agree with you 100%. The comments on this article are mean-spirited as hell.

I’ve been reading Jezebel for several years and haven’t felt the need to make an account until now, just so I could agree with you. I’m a 30-something year old female who lives close to Disney World. I sorta love it there, so much that I’ve had an annual pass a few years now and frequent a few Disney websites, and the…

Aww, I actually think it’s pretty cute.

Okay. So, just so I get it straight on who we are mean girls to:

Lucy yoga pants last forever. But for hanging around the house, the Nordstrom brand Zella can’t be beat and you can usually get them on sale.

You’re better off than me, I didn’t figure it out until probably 26. And my hair was to my ass at that point.