That’s beautiful. I only clicked the link because I doubted your use of “literal.” I humbly apologize.

she’s the bessssssssst

I still had to Google promethazine. Apparently it’s an antihistamine.

Whhhhhhat!?

That isn’t Sarah being Alison, is it, it’s just Alison. Nobody else can give judgey-face like she does!

Thank you article for explaining Lean to me so this old lady didn’t have to go open Urban Dictionary in another tab.

Codeine is OTC in Europe, I hear. And I gotta jump thru hoops for mine.

Goddamn it. I’ve been taking codeine pills. WHERE DOES ONE GET THIS ‘LEAN’?!

Don’t do drugs, kids. Also, put spaces in between the words in your name.