Seriously. It makes me want to gather everyone up and run away to a new site without this creepiness.

YES! Where in the world was this so-called stand placed? Envisioning them in a bubble car like the Pope.

"Imagine waking up with curly fries for your hair."

This face reminds me of that Sandra Lee video where it's COCKTAIL TIME and she makes some gross-ass drink and sips it and makes this face:

"What have they done to my little boy?"

That cat is going to get so much play now.

Reminds me of a buddy of mine - he has a rather nice car, and one day while leaving a party in a very affluent suburb of Houston, a cop followed him. He was doing the speed limit and using his blinkers and everything. He got pulled over and the gist of it is that the cop was all "Well from your ID you're an awful long…

This is word salad.

I found a picture of her favorite brand!

Yeah, I think you're right. Pretty much everything she does (or anything pretty much any young starlet does in the process of trying to prove how "edgy" and "grown up" they are now), this line plays in my head:

Last I heard it was Snoop Dragon??

Wow. So hilt.

He doesn't look pathetic enough. I don't think anyone has called him a bastard or told him how little he knows today.

"And campus isn't the only place with hoes. They are everywhere: coffee shops, bars, clubs, grocery stores, malls, etc."

More manic pixie dream girl grown women tweeing up the tv with their "whimsical eccentricity"?

It has recently come to my attention...

This song is more Chavril than Chavril itself.