No, no. I'm not a murderer. I've never had an abortion (I'm a guy) and never performed one. I'm tacitly endorsing murder. Get it right.

You don't even have to go into all that. My question would be, if your marriage is about respect and being equal, where does your husband poop?

I think the magnificent Johnson from Peep Show has something to say about her husband.

I'm going to be honest, I didn't read the article, but I saw the headline and just had to leave this here:

Their book will be coming soon to an Urban Outfitters near you.

Although they both signed with talent agency CAA, so maybe "didn't work out" is a misnomer.

We knew we wanted a logo that reflected Yahoo - whimsical, yet sophisticated. Modern and fresh, with a nod to our history. Having a human touch, personal. Proud.

All I can think of now is the Maya Rudolph SNL Maya Angelou Prank show clip...

So it went from "ugly" to "fugly." That's not the usual progression, so hats off to them.

This is how I prefer my Hall Boys.

Thicke and Scolaro were just probably a bit overstimulated by dancin' with mol - oops, I mean Miley. And doing - no, I mean waiting in - lines in the bathroom. Oh, and Lana....heavy eyeliner and sloppy after party shenanigans alone do not a socialite bad girl make. Cat Marnell slurred; she wants her look back.

Oh my god, that song.

Correction: Amy Sedaris is the best worst ANYTHING you'll ever hire.

Look, if I never see Miley Cyrus's tongue again, it will still be too fucking soon.

The Resting Bitch Face shouldn't be confused with the Bitchin' Rest Face.

Nailed it!

I love the 1950s gym outfit realness he's giving.

♪ Fornicaaaayyyyyshuuuuun, gettin' it on ♪

What did you expect, con-dams?

But the chuppah is made from reclaimed silk! And the veil-hat is totally vintage.