Does that mean I can begin referring to my vagina as "the dead sea scroll"?

I'm going to start referring to my cleavage as "the gospel" from now on.

Honestly, Peensandrice and RefriedPeens might be the best names ever.

"I want my daughter to find out about female anatomy when she gives surprise birth in the toilet at sixteen years old — like everyone else!"

I love Bub!!