she's like a bobble head with hair. I can find one of my dead house plants with more life in it than her.

reminds me, at work we use an iPad/app to track table seating and alert guests through text that their table's ready. The hostesses were freaking out because someone wrote some creepy/not ok stuff. They quickly figured out it was someone in my section, he and his pals (who looked embarrassed) were promptly booted. He…

I read that and was like 'haha, wat' like he knows anything about anything.

why is it so fun to hate watch this family?

isn't her husband a nobody? also they haven't really done anything notable exception be a Jenny Craig spokesperson and marry Diana Ross's son.

why is it so fucking bad? uncooked ramen noodles look better than that rat's nest.

i woulda taken his skin face and made it skin face jerky then give it to my dog and then yell "who's shushing me now?!!" but then I'd be arrested for cannibalism.

I work in a place where most of the time people order from the bar because they are cheapies who want separate tabs and it drives everyone nuts. I love when people tell me they have a tab at the bar, and I just want to give them this look of "uh, good for you? Maybe you should be at the bar and not my table cuz this…

her twitter feed says her family disowned her.... Wonder why.

This girl belongs to a sorority, loves to tweet about drinking, and wears leggings as pants. Basic af

this Twitter comment:

Where I live Solana Beach is a place I go never.

fuuuck belly up is so far out from where I am, it has to be a good fucking show.

idk but I think most people cut off their parents because they're the narcissistic abusive assholes, not the other way around.

just because...

I'm thinkin he's rockin a chub in that first photo. I also believe that the ad was photoshopped cuz HELLOOOO, no normal guy's genital area looks like that in underwear unless it's padded. Currently doing some research and I'm right. And I also found this fine specimen as eye bleach.

Working in this industry, not everyone is always right; people try to scam a lot. I've had people tell me there was a hair in their food/drink (most times looks like theirs) after they've already finished said item, and not tip, even after taking said item off the bill. Yelp is the new complaining to corporate, write…