Where I work, the reviews are kinda 50/50. We recently had a bad one where someone accidentally got charged extra tip (if you're a bartender working with 100+ tips and aloha it happens) total mistake that got corrected. After the issue was corrected he went on to claim that the bartender was trying to cheat him and…

#notallyelpers

Although this is second hand, apparently they told the restaurant where I work that if they paid them money they'd bump the status up half a star.

When I'm hungover any pizza is perfectly good pizza.

Once I ordered a pizza from Domino's from a location that I assumed was by my house because I just looked at the street name and not the area (the street extends several neighborhoods.) I had to drive fifteen minutes to that location because I felt like a doofus and didn't want to waste a perfectly good pizza.

I grew up in a fairly "gay-friendly" neighborhood, and was very confused when our older, white gay neighbors had McCain/Palin yard signs. Until my mother pointed out that they were very racist.

Bandage.

Her hair looks flat, needs a little texture or some oomph.

Do these people actually work at SUR? I don't see how these people could keep their jobs because half of the time they're arguing and yelling or storming off. I haven't watched most of this show, but every time I watch a clip I have to pause it at least twice because everyone is so cringe-y. Also those server…

She kind of looks like Maya Rudolph there.

does it count if I'm already drunk?

I thought it was his moral fiber or the inner hell that he calls logic.

idk. I just wish I lived in a world that didn't have the progeny of god-crazed, holier than thou, omg that hair bigots on the cover of People.

Traditional garb will be pastel polos and midi to ankle length skirts/dad jeans. Hair will be worn a-la 90s chola. I just can't with this family.

I don't know why people watch 19 kids... Jim Bob and Michelle are just breeding/brainwashing another generation of delusional bigots. They remind me a lot of the Westboro family; only they're better at cloaking their hatred.

I recently caught an episode where Kristen and Tom are fighting about her cheating and after it cuts to him angrily flat ironing his hair. I can't with these people.

our inner louisa mannings are rejoicing at this amazing justice boner. #alllouisas

Adolescence is hard, but really bro,

what's scary is knowing that there are possibly people who take him seriously. Also the whole starbucks being ground zero for ebola because gays and upscale sodomites and computers...