My mom made me get confirmed into the Catholic church when I was a teenager even though I had recently come to the conclusion that I did not believe in God. Even though she's not religious, she told me that I'd thank her one day. Over a decade later, nope.

a national treasure

Maybe it's my hangover, but this video me want to punch someone (not Amy of course.)

my bad

Right. Okay.

My guess is she read it somewhere and thought "that sounds pretty and sophisticated."

Um, for one, this guy was sentenced to 18 months in prison and did 15. Fifteen months for a pedophile who distributed child pornography and he was reinstated to the bar. Blacks are more likely to be incarcerated than whites and undoubtedly are given longer sentences for minor drug offenses. That's fucking white…

They're the bane of my existence. They are unsightly, gross pieces of rubber masquerading as footwear. People ride around on their bikes in flip flops even. Satan seems more like a Doc Marten kinda guy, they're more like Jesus shoes.

sucks so much it's good.

like these?

Living in soCal, I see a heck of a lot of dudes wearing nice jeans + button up shirt and fuck it all up by wearing goddamn flip flops. I can't escape it because e-v-e-r-y-o-n-e wears goddamn flip flops.

I just can't with this guy.

I used to sell people sunglasses and girl those aren't working for your cheeks. I can't imagine the indentation after wearing those frames for a couple of hours.

Let's deny women access to safe and practical healthcare so they can resort to back alley abortions that may very well kill them, or have unwanted babies and be unfit parents, or have to rely on gov't assistance. Republicans such as Rick Perry need to stop pushing this pseudo-Christian agenda.

What's the success rate? Do these guys figure "if I do this enough I'll eventually get laid?" Do people ever respond to these? And if so, what made them say yes?

"I don't care about the TV show or materialistic things."

It's like the Caesar, but chin hair form.

I have yet to see a man that looks good with a goatee.

It might be my hangover, but I have no idea what the fuck I'm reading. Also http://m.nationalreview.com/article/388945… I think I just got stupider.

Didn't Victoria take Harper front row one year? I'm not a parent but it is agitating to see people out with screaming tots that kind of just stand there (like this morning at breakfast) with no real sense of "Oh hey my child's having a fit, lets take this outside." That being said, if the kid is chill and not running…