He sounds like he's describing a zany whacky straight-to-VHS Disney channel original movie and some deranged woman's quest to fulfill herself by finding a man.

oh boy. This looks steamy, as in steaming pile of dog shit. I don't think Erika Christensen is a good actress (which may explain why she's in this) and I hate her character on Parenthood. Blarg.

Gross. A regular once tapped my ass and got kicked out. At least he had the decency to apologize.

I loooooove myself...

He was at a friend's bday party years back and all I can remember is that he was just as pretty in person. And friendly.

This reminds me of that video that dad took of his daughter making faces in the back seat....

Currently watching 'Frasier' and poor David Hyde Pierce was swimming in his wardrobe. I forget that the 90s was an era of oversized everything.

Reminds me of when my Jr. High science teacher said orgasm instead of organism. We giggled like school children, well because we were.

This reminded me that when I was around 4 I had a realistic looking doll that my mom's bf's teenage daughter would take to school with her. She was weird.

I had a foreign table the other night, barely spoke english, took off food they didn't like, they left no tip plus a note saying "you need help, call Romsey." Thanks, best tip ever /not.

There's something about the way he acts that makes him seem less douche-y. The last two times I've turned on KUWK, it's been Kourtney crying to some new age lady about how's she's gonna explode or whatver, and Scott starts mocking her for not having any time to herself. Whatever, I'd rather just watch him make fun of…

Problem solved.

Somewhere in the early '00s. I remember in high school girls would don ugg boots (in SoCal!) with pleated denim mini skirts. *barf* Also, those jersey gaucho pants that folded at the waist with wide pleather woven belts. Also girls puffy skater shoes/adidas shell toe with the fat matching laces. Anything with the…

I meant it split check, then stiffs me. I don't mind splitting tabs, I offer it most of the time because I usually get better tips. It's a rare occurrence that I get someone who's complaining about everything and then doesn't tip well.

I work at a vintage store and a restaurant/bar and am also baffled by people who complain about prices. "Why is everything so expensive?" Okay no one's forcing you to shop here. Also just because it's used doesn't mean it's a goddamn thrift store. "Happy hour's over? Never mind [I don't want to pay the extra $2 for a…

I think it means that the moment you realize you don't know the colors for spring is the moment you have turned into frump-town, sweatpants wearing, last season kind of mom.

I'm not even sure what constitutes a "hipster" anymore. The word has become a parody of itself.

I understand that, I work in a restaurant so it's a little more lax during "dinner hours," but when we transition to "bar/night club" everyone gets carded at the door. Same for pretty much every bar where I live. This was a bar, and as a bar owner he should have been a little more understanding.

I was recently "indefinitely taken off the schedule " from a bartending job because I carded the owner/investor and his girlfriend. He apparently got so insulted and thinks it's a "rule" that you don't card people who appear over 30. OK, well you can tell that to vice when they shut you down and slap you with a major…

I tend to agree. Half the time it's just these bloggers wearing free shit and promoting it, or women with a lot of money to buy designer clothing/shoes and have a photographer following them around. Most of what passes as a "fashion blog" is just uninspired, rehashed trends. BORING.