amyvictoriagates
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amyvictoriagates

Dogs are seriously the best. My boyfriend and I are currently Disneyland dads to two dogs (my mom lives a few blocks away, we take them camping and such) and there is just something about those dogs that light up our lives. They are such amazing creatures that seem so fine tuned to our emotions, which breaks/warms my

That's not what's happening, no one is telling anyone they can only adhere to their cultural sphere. There are plenty of ways to enjoy and partake in other cultures respectfully. It's when someone dons a headdress because it looks cool and then ignores why other people are offended; they're diminishing the history

The tea tree tingle shampoo/conditioner from Trader Joe's makes mine super soft and I can go more than a few days without washing.

I fucking hate this especially when it's super crazy and understaffed. I'm slammed and can see multiple tables looking and waving to get my attention (although those people who try to order something and poke me when I'm serving someone else is another story) I'll usually say "I'll give you guys another minute" and

When I worked at Jamba Juice there was a guy that would ride his bike around with his cat on his shoulders, leave it on the table and order. The cat just hung out til it was time to leave.

Sorry to break it to you, but a food truck isn't the same as McDonald's or Jack in the Box where your order is pre-made and microwaved. I waited about 15 minutes the other day for a taco because there were 6 people in front of me. I waited patiently because I knew that it a) being a food truck there is minimal staff

She reminds me of when I was still in high school and unsure of myself so I'd make all sorts of weird faces, trying not to take myself too seriously because I was in my awkward stage.

"Uganda me kidding me! Click here for what the lord doesn't want you to see!"

"Uganda me kidding me! Click here for what the lord doesn't want you to see!"

It's like the ol' saying, "the lower the tits the closer to God.. " amirite?

It's like that saying, "The lower the lower the tits the closer to God..."

Everything about this screams 90s and I love it!

So envious! It sold out and made me so sad :'(

Sorry, what's winter? San Diego has been in the 70s since I can't remember. Also I think we're out of water; send sno cones.

I hate this, and then when I bring the rest of the bill there are items that the remaining people haven't ordered and are forced to pay for, and then I get stiffed. I usually just automatically split tabs just so I don't have to deal with the fuss later.

Ugh I can't

It also kind of reads like something I would drunkenly write on my livejournal at 3 am when I was 19.

But it's *artsy.*