I had a Saint Bernard growing up, so this video speaks to me. It was like living with a giant, drooling teddy bear, and this makes me miss him so much.

A long, long time avo my baby died.in utero. Your excellent piece of writing made me cry, yet feel at peace with letting the hospital cremate her. After 32 years, I finally know what happened to her and I am at peace with it. Thank you for thus.

I'm sure a woman could come in there and do the job just fine, but I'd still be worried about a yeast infection ruining all the bread.

yes this! I'm currently working on finishing my sleeves that are memorials for the two babies I lost. I'm in med school and it makes for amazing conversation and I suppose makes me more relatable. Tattoos are just a story book.

When I came out, my mom told me:

It's no more an open wound than a standard ear piercing. The only thing different between a stretched lobe and a standard ear piercing is the size of the hole.

Yes, because all people with tattoos get the based only on how others will perceive them and not for any personal reason what so ever.

Where did you find that picture of my boyfriend?

lolwut? You save up for it. You get a job and work towards it. I don't know why that's hard to comprehend. Getting a sleeve isn't like a one-time ordeal. I'm pretty sure it takes lots of planning, time, and sessions, which means you can save up and pay as you go.

No, I do too. I have no logical reason behind this.

I was once in the middle of a particularly painful exam and the male OBGYN, after I winced, said "oh, it can't be THAT bad." Just one bad experience but enough to deter me from male OBGYN's for the near future.

Dear Rebecca,

I have a great idea for your next series. It involves you setting up an OKC profile. And then, y'know. Being Burt. Lots of screencaps.

I know this is a lot of work for you and that your S.O. might object, but I encourage you to ignore all those things in favor of the truly hysterical end results that I…

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Let us know if he starts taking on new personality traits. I imagine it'll be like the Edgar Suit in MIB.

Just be glad smoking on planes is illegal now. I had a guy chain smoke cigars next to me on a Boston to Milan flight.

Gads. I absolutely hate when my coworker in the office next to me clips her nails. I can't imagine being right next to that for a whole flight. I'd end up shoving the nail clippers up her nose and yelling, "Clip this, bitch!"

Oh no. Oh nooo I can win this one. I actually just dove unto the archives of my Facebook timeline to find this rant I posted two years ago and took a screenshot. It is glorious. I have never encountered such a terrible specimen in my life. Our flight was severely delayed while they waited for the food carts, but when…

Geez, I've flown a lot and never had to encounter most of that stuff. I would say the biggest pet peeve of mine (other than chatty seat mates) are when you're de-boarding the plane, the people in the aisles BEHIND me try to get ahead of me. Almost every time. I feel white-hot rage every time this happens. I rarely let…

I'm sorry, the angry women hater site is around the corner. Just take a left on crazy street and follow the marching fedoras.

Just took a red-eye to Latin America Monday night and had one of the worst seatmates I've had in years. I'm totally cool with giving the armrest to the middle seat person, but dude pulled a "guy saving room for cat" and was leaning his leg on me in addition to having his arm totally over the armrest up against me the…