I don't think there are many game animals because of all the zombies lurking around in the woods. I think small animals like rabbits and squirrels would be your best bet.

Yeah, I said to my husband that I would have killed that guy right away, not sat there and had a convo with him.

When I get pizza delivered, I order online if at all possible. That way, I've already left the tip before the order even goes out and the delivery person knows it. Since my husband and I caught on to this, our pizza has routinely been delivered piping hot and with astonishing speed.

There was one that really pissed me off. I had spent a week answering questions and helping this one girl get her kids on Medicaid and get Food Stamps for her family. She was appreciative but THE VERY NEXT WEEK posted some hateful meme from a conservative website that said something about "People who ask the…

Interesting! Mitchell must be experimenting with unsavory characters this time around. I wish I didn't have to work and could stay home and read this book all day.

Yeah and god forbid if they have an accessory or article of clothing that doesn't match what a food stamp recipient should look like in their heads.

The stuck up Cambridge student? I'm about half way into his section and I hate him so much!

Eggs are thirty cents a piece, but you can't just buy one egg! I hate people who say shit like that. I live in a very red county, and it's starting to get to me in a really bad way. I've seen people who GET food stamps posting memes about "lazy food stamp moochers" on Facebook.

Word. I have never been able to get my weight back down to where it was before I discovered to easy it to make Hollandaise at home. Woe.

HOLY SHIT, TRACY!!! Please, please get a window unit so you don't have to leave the windows open at night!

Do you have a famous tap-dancing grandpa? (Have you seen the documentary about the Whites of West Virginia?)

I ate dog in China once. It's very greasy and very stringy. I do not recommend it.

LOLZ. Chickens are assholes who shit everywhere and will peck you to death if given half a chance.

I considered emerald, ruby, garnet, amethyst, and moisannite. I actually wasn't totally expecting a real diamond, but he surprised me. :)

"Newscasters cannot discuss pot above a 6th grade level." Neither can my in-laws. I just smile and nod.

Jeeze what do you do? Yearly hair tests. My god.

Drives me crazy. And you know those bitches were the biggest potheads at their sorority.

Me too! Never going back again.

You poor thing! However, I will say as someone in a full prohibition state, we're pretty friendly and you should make connections quickly. :)

At a restaurant I worked in, we used those to spiral slice potatoes which we then wrapped around sturdy white fish like cod and deep fried. It was one of our most popular items.