Yeah. I'm afraid if this was my child, I would end up in prison for a very, very, very long time.

I can not imagine. I just can't imagine how she will function after this.

I worked for a large department store chain one year over the holiday season. Around Thanksgiving we got a huge shipment of swimwear for the tropical vacation season. One time I had to got clean up the swim dressing room and OH MY GOD it was DISGUSTING. People would not only take off their underwear (which I was…

But wait, she's also saying you shouldn't dress TOO poor. You should go out and purchase some nice slacks, a few nice shirts, a nice leather non-designer handbag. You know, with all that money poor people have from their $7.50/hr jobs. So yeah. Don't flash the old shit you bought when you were working but don't make…

YOU MISSED THE ENTIRE POINT. That is why I told you to fuck off! What you described in your "what is normal and what I think other people should look like" response is EXACTLY what you were criticizing them for in the first place! Their clothes were too nice. Their cars too nice. The purses, jewelery, and makeup all…

Oh go fuck off.

AH! So it's YOU. You expect people to look like YOU. Got it. Thanks for the list. I'll be sure to pass it on to my destitute single parents and grandparents raising grandchild so they'll be sure not to offend.

What is normal?

Liquidate retirement accounts? What state are you in? I work in eligibility services in Texas. If you had two cars and one was valued over $30K and the other over $15K AND they were both paid off, then yeah then the cars could disqualify you. Other wise, we would exempt one vehicle up to $30K and count the other. We…

Please give us all an itemized list of what a recipients is supposed to look like so that we may distribute it among our clients. They MUST conform to your idea, mustn't they? We need to know what that is. On what continuum, between wearing rags while self flagellating in the lobby of my office to driving a Bentley…

This is the point I was going to make. I work issuing Food Stamps and Medicaid and we have to look up the values on vehicles all the time. A ten year old Mercedes or Lexus (or any other luxury brand) isn't going to be of that much more value than a full sized SUV or truck of the same year, yet no one gives a recipient…

No, totally different actress and much better IMHO. Check out the show it's great. It's downloadable on Amazon and itunes currently.

Being between a 16 straight size and 18 plus is the WOOORRST. It is a clothing desert and I have been there. Try a 16 or 14 in plus. They will be roomier than the straight size 14-16 and should work to get you over the hump.

YAAASSSSSS! This is awesome thank you!

Yes, that one too. It's become nothing but Penny-is-a-dumb-slut and Howard's-mom-is-fat jokes. So stale.

Yes! I turned my husband on to the show, and when we were watching the first episode he goes, "Wait... wait... is that.. the same actress??" I confirmed and he had to rewind and watch again. In the FIRST EPISODE. She is amazing and the fact she does all those character with nothing more than changing hair, makeup, and…

Modern Family? Seriously? That show was seriously bad last season.

It is bullshit that Tatiana Maslany is not in this category. BULLSHIT I tell you!

I know. Are we going just keep nominating it year after year whether there are new episodes or not? I love Breaking Bad, but I am SUPER bitter about Orphan Black getting snubbed.

I don't do it anymore, either! As soon as we moved back to the States, all of our lazy slovenly habits returned almost instantly.