Ugh! The third one looks just like this asshole I once pity-fucked who, the following morning, told me he couldn't seriously date me because he was so, "concerned about my health." ugh. Those dudes can go straight to hell.

Problems with alcohol or other substances are very common in people who have had weight loss surgery, sadly. I know several people who, after gastric bypass, have resorted to booze to get the same "fix" they used to get from food. They also get drunk much quicker and easier.

Ok, so then why were the critics not blasting the costume department instead of the size/shape of the singer? It wasn't her fault she was cast in the role (which by all accounts she sang beautifully) and it wasn't her fault the costumers didn't do their job well. It seems disingenuous to say that she was being…

That shit makes THE BEST margaritas. The best!

She loves being pregnant but understands she can't financially have more kids, so she becomes a surrogate instead of having a dozen kids she can't afford and we shame her for this? I have clients who won't stop having kids despite extreme poverty, losing kids to CPS due to neglect, and unstable lives. If only they…

Dress codes in public schools have become so draconian that I really don't understand why they can't just switch to uniforms. I realize kids will still do shit with uniforms (roll the skirt up too short, etc) but it takes out a lot of the guess work and simplifies things. I don't understand the American anti-uniform…

In sixth grade (SIXTH!) there was a girl who went around telling everyone she was pregnant because she had been raped by a neighbor. She even started gaining weight and told us all she was about four months along. It was fairly traumatizing for all of us, to the point that the teachers had to call in the school…

My prom was really pretty great. I was out of the country going to International School Manila, and prom was one of the only traditionally American high school experiences we had. (We had no football team, no big homecoming game, our cheerleaders were a bit of a joke, etc.)

Because that would have been interesting and representative of the film industry really trying to handle its subjects well. And we can't go having that, now, can we? SMH

I remember that my mom used to save them (for what I don't know). When we moved in the mid-90's, we found a large dresser drawer FULL of those damn things. It was so funny.

Good lord. That will haunt my dreams.

Why can't all the actresses in Hollywood over 35 band together and refuse to kowtow to the patriarchy like Robin Wright? I love her. I also can't believe that she was once married to Sean Penn and that they are approximately the same age. She just seems so much more mature and together and he seems like a perpetual…

I loving this is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Yeah, I don't know. A lot of people seem to get into yoga for the physical benefits alone. Case in point, my own sister who is an accomplished yogi, teaches yoga, and is one of the most tightly wound people I know. Practicing yoga does not automatically equal peace and enlightenment.

Haha, probably not. I like to think that all the shit he bragged about were those guided baby day trips. You know, like when you go to Colorado on vacation and you take one of those "white water rafting" excursions and it turns out it's like this gentle little raft ride with maybe a dip or two.

Ugh. I can't imagine having to do that kind of thing with coworkers. Thankfully, in social work we mainly socialize by eating. If my coworkers wanted me to rock climb or do a relay with them, I'd just be like, "Yeah no not doing that." You don't have to do that shit and they can't make you.

Oh my god what a fucker. And guys say we're the mean ones. HA! I once went on a date with a guy I met online. It was horrible, just really awkward and he was extremely toolish and way douchier than he came across in emails and messages. One thing I love is travel and I've lived all over the world, but he was totally…

I dunno, I tend not to bend over and stick my butt out like that but that may be just me.

Last time I was in Vegas, I found myself at the El Cortez playing Craps with a table full of dealers and ex-dealers. Besides being damn good fun to play craps with, they also told a couple of fun stories about the industry. I asked your question to the guy next to me (I have always wondered that as well), and he said…

And you get shit like Buzzfeed "30 Ways Dogs and Cats are Awesome!" passed off as journalism.