Some mid-range hotels do this. Drury Inn is one. But then you're staying at the Drury Inn, so.

They are more common internationally. The kind of business travelers who are allowed to put such things on a corporate card use them frequently. They are also the same people who actually use those ridiculously priced room service breakfast cards.

Yes, but I was promptly scolded and forced to pay back my stepfather out of my allowance. :(

True facts. Also, people, if you are hosting a party PLEASE do not leave a plate of cookies out on a table in a room full of stoned people then walk into said room and get a wide-eyed oh shit look on your face and ask, "Um, guys, how many of those cookies did y'all eat??" Signed, I think I may have actually OD'd from…

Thanks! But why can't we read the full descriptions? It's driving me crazy! (I do not regularly use Pinterest.)

Exactly. I have often wondered what kind of dead-end low-paying soul-sucking job I would be doing if I had grown up in a system like that. I've always been intelligent, but went for years with undiagnosed ADD. During my grade school and high school years I always did well in subjects in which I had an interest (Lit,…

Yep. My family moved to China when I was 13-years-old and I couldn't even go to school there in any meaningful way because they were so much more advanced in math and science. The students I knew were obsessed with the testing because this being middle school, they had to test well to get into a good high school. No…

That's awesome. And yeah, I think this is a first time parent thing. My nephew is now six and has 2 other siblings and I know for a fact they have loosened up a LOT.

OH god. There is a woman near my cube to sucks her snot all day long and it drives me fucking batshit crazy. I now feel lucky, though, that I don't have to know what she does with it.

That's how my half sister and her husband were with their first kid. Thankfully they've chilled out a bit, but when the oldest was a wee toddler, they went to see my father who promptly rolled the kid around in dirt and let him play on an antique tractor that was covered in rust and other dirt. My dad's argument was,…

This gif wins.

But is his body BIKINI READY? Will we ever know?!

THIS. This is what I don't understand about motherfucking Guy douchecanoe Fieri. The Diners/Drive-ins show seems to promote places that focus on hand made fresh food with owners who are committed to providing good food to the community. His recipes on his cooking are actually good (I needed a wing sauce once and used…

DO NOT open a restaurant or bakery with little to no experience. Just watch the myriad of reality shows dedicated to bailing people out of this initially attractive but unrealistic prospect (Kitchen Nightmares, etc). Enjoying cooking/baking and working in cooking/baking are two entirely different things. Take it from…

Jeeze! She sounds... difficult. What did your husband say? Did he take her side or yours?

Wait... your MIL expects YOU to call her? Independently of your S.O.?? That is an interesting boundary violation. My SIL is DEMANDING that my husband and I attend her three-year-old's birthday party even though it is 2.5 hours away from us and we both really need this Saturday to catch up on work/sleep/chores. Ugh,…

My husband and I almost always stay in hotels when we visit family. Priceline and other discount hotel websites ARE YOUR FRIEND. We can be like, "Oh you are so sweet but we don't need the blow up air mattress on the floor of the baby's room, don't worry about us! We have a room at the Omni." The only relative we stay…

Yes, and we all know this country is just crowded with women CEO's who have the kind of leverage to put nurseries in their offices. Just simply full of them.

Maybe the thinking is that when you're 42 and a CEO you'll be able to afford a nanny? Even after all that dough went into freezing your eggs? I dunno. I'm grasping here.

I was coming here to say this. I'm sure if you took a picture of me from TWENTY FIVE years ago, Star would make up shit about plastic surgery. Fuck these magazines.