Is that also an urban legend? 'Cause I know someone who swears up and down he saw it on a job application when he managed a Hot Topic. Which, seeing that all typed out... never mind.

Congrats. I've determined that I will never, ever be out of the greys. Despite having posts featured in not only the Halloween story thread AND the evil boss story thread, I can't get a mod to follow me. Le sigh. Enjoy your new privilege and please don't forget about the rest of us. :)

Damn it! I really wanted the Social Justice one to be real so I could hang it on my cube wall.

Ha! You too?? My dad, horrifyingly, asked me whether or not I was a lesbian several times because of the following: I didn't go after every cute guy who crossed my path, I didn't like big hair and makeup, and I had lots of gay friends. I can laugh about it now, but at the time I was so mortified I thought I would die.

Peyton, is that you??

My sympathies, I extend them.

Me too! I always think about middle school torment I endured, but at least I got to escape to home. These kids now have that shit follow them home with the internet and texting and what-not. NO THANK YOU.

Probably not much. People like this tend to be extremely successful in life. Sucks, I know.

Too many dogs in one place at one time stresses me out something fierce. Especially when they are allowed to run all over everything. Good on them, but I couldn't spend much time over there.

Me too! I still have a recurring dream sometimes where the house I am living in suddenly gets larger and larger and I can't find my way out!

Had she never heard of Adderall?

I think it might depend on the area. I've heard of it happening in lower income and more working class suburban areas further away from city centers. The closer in and more affluent the suburb, the less likely you are to see this sort of thing, I think.

Yep. I dated a guy who, when we were discussing past drug experiments, casually mentioned that he occasionally smoked meth with his father. I was floored. He went on to explain that his dad is very poor (like, lives in the woods in Oklahoma and doesn't have electricity poor) and meth is very cheap and it was a way for…

Yeah, I've been down that road before. It's a really bad idea. And what's super scary is that I read the people don't even know they are taking Krokodil. They think they are getting regular heroin at a super low price, then they inject it, and all that crazy shit happens.

Yeah, I've just been waiting for the shit to hit the fan with these guys. My dad loves shit out of this show. I told him once that it was only a matter of time before one of them said something unscripted and caused a controversy shit storm. He didn't believe me. Well, look who's right now.

Wow you are super snobby!

Yeah. I'm kind of irritated by all this "Oh god another country wedding?? Ugh, how Pinterest." It's pretty snobby. Not everyone can spend $20K+ on a formal hotel wedding. I used A LOT of Pinterest for inspiration and DIY how-to instructions.

I think the first book is pretty strong, but the quality decreases substantially (IMHO) as the series goes on. I am a little over halfway through the third book and I'm having a really hard time giving a shit about anything that happens. My suspension of disbelief has been challenged and I just don't feel the same…

You have to use a spoon. Yes, they are a pain in the ass, but they are TOO CUTE! I made them for a dinner party and people absolutely died. If you tie little ribbons around each one and stick a little flower in there, people feel like they're getting a special little present.

My wedding had mason jars and burlap. No barn, instead we had a turn of the century one room school house. And instead of hydrangeas we had Texas wildflowers. It was pretty Pinterest-y, but I did the whole thing for under $8K, had a full bar and full dinner and everyone had a great time.