Oh god I lost SO much weight working in restaurants. It literally melted off with no dieting what-so-ever. In fact, when I did eat, whatever it was was probably fried and covered in butter. Now that I'm back in office work, I've become a fat-ass again and am about to go back on Weight Watchers. Sigh. The thing about…

I want to bring back aurochs for this purpose. You want to live like a cave man? Here, take down this auroch. And eat it with no bread.

I agree the description of the raw food diet was perfect.

You forgot the, "But it's just not healthy to be fat" crowd. Never leave out those precious gems.

Celiac? One of my good friends is as well. I totally thought he was the biggest hypochondriac in. the. world. until he finally got a formal diagnosis. He is so much more fun to be around now!

I used to think that I didn't like Tim Tebow. Now, I realize that I have nothing against Tim Tebow, I just don't like his fans. At all.

Yes! This is hilarious!

Don't know how this comment got buried at the very bottom of the heap, but YES.

That is pretty much the house I want to live in. Except for the white counter tops, though. White counter tops are for one kind of person - the kind who doesn't cook. For everyone else, they are a nightmare to keep cleaned and keep from staining. I live with them now and I hate them.

Probably (rich) people who are relocating to LA for a job and need a place to stay while they look for something to buy. Also, (rich) people who are only going to be in the area on a short-term basis, but too long to stay in a hotel. Like between 6 months and 2 years. If you can afford it, it's a really nice property.

Agreed. I love it.

I swear to God I saw a Liberace biopic years ago on Lifetime... Why wasn't that a problem, but this is?

Oh holy shit. That is fucking horrifying.

I had never heard of radfem until this discussion, and I just went down that particular rabbit hole, and yeah, my head hurts. I don't know if maybe I've reached a point where I'm too old or too jaded or whatever, but I find it very tiresome. I understand the rage, I get it, but I just don't feel it.

W-to the mother fucking-ORD.

Yep. Look how people ate before the industrialization of food. My grandparents weren't fat, but they ate white flour and flavored their vegetables with ham hock. They also bought vegetables, milk, and cheese straight from farmers and did their own canning. Everything they ate was honest to god actual food and portions…

That is an awesome story! Good for you. :)

I have always wondered how people who work in Holocaust museums don't succumb to paralyzing, brain-melting depression. I really don't think I could handle it.

Eric Ripert looks like he smells like freshly ground coffee and hot sugary donuts. Mmm that man....

These are the same guys who will, after not finding love in their twenties or thirties will still be on OKCupid in their forties and fifties. Then they will have the added charm of having the desired age range for their potential mate not include their own age. Like fifty-year-old dudes wanting to meet women aged…