The pastor at my church is so awesome. She got up in front of the congregation a couple of Sundays ago (it's mixed between Dems and Republicans) and said, "If you a Christian living in the United States of America in the twenty first century, you are not being persecuted! You're just not. If you would like to help…

Yes! This gif is how I feel about this whole piece! Yes!

Articles like this are the reason I started reading Jezebel back in '08 in the first place. PLEASE CONTINUE WITH MORE ARTICLES LIKE THIS.

"I can't help but notice there are far fewer overweight people in my country where what you eat doesn't come with moral judgement stamped on it."

I am looking for hope in the fact that anyone dumb enough to be undecided at this late stage in the game was likely too bored to really watch that debate or think anything about it. It seems to me like everyone talking about the debate are educated voters who have interest in politics. I don't think "undecideds" are…

Huh? Stacey has never told anyone they are ugly for any reason, especially not because they don't wear 4' heels. You clearly don't watch the show.

Their mantra, "Dress the body you have" has completely changed the way I dress and shop for clothes. It is really, really freeing. I love WNTW and Stacey and Clinton. I have always wanted to go on the show.

The only time he drinks beer is after his 150K bike ride he did dressed exactly like Lance Armstrong.

I worked at a call center where these got passed around during downtimes, and I was always so happy to get my hands on one. There is something inherently fun about these stupid magazines. It is so shameful.

The Franzia was what immediately sprang into my mind. Not so much the butt chugging, but rather, "Wait... hold on... they were butt chugging with Franzia?!" I find the choice of Franzia inordinately hilarious. It's like if my mom's Canasta group full of sixty year old Southern ladies crossed with the worst frat at UT,…

The mistake you are making is conflating food (necessary for life) and eating (also necessary for life) with the politics of food.

The picture of the "casual" outfit is one of the funniest things I have seen in quite some time. That outfit! Hilarious. Almost funnier than the Judge Judy outfit, but I have a weird sense of humor.

Those judges must have ZERO sense of humor. If I saw a baby dressed up like Judge Judy, that baby would win my Grand Supreme title for LIFE.

"Fat is not a moral issue"

I can not speak for others on Jez, but I really, really hate the "offensive for the sake of being offenisve" "humor" of Family Guy. And man, that was a lot of quotation marks.

"Boys will be boys" hardee har har. Fuck that. Fuck that all to hell.

Because Adele doesn't have a more innocent than thou fakey act she uses with the media. I don't think it's Taylor's reluctance to discuss her personal life that's annoying people, it's that she does it in the same manner a youngish teen would, instead of the grown woman that she is. It's the arrested development that…

Yes, this exactly. I am super surprised more people haven't caught onto this. Everytime someone mentions the (kinda gross) age difference, I'm like, OF COURSE she's ok with it - HE'S A FREAKING KENNEDY. She knows what she's doing.

Shit. I am really worried about what is going to happen to them. :(

Yes, I would take the money. Yes, I still feel sorry for Jessica.