the world is not obligated to give a damn about my precious babies

My friend from college calls it her ninnyhaha.

You really need to stay the fuck out of movie theaters, or refund everyone their ticket. Or, you know, don't bring a damn kid to a late showing of a loud-ass adult movie. Jesus. Why is this so hard? There are these things called "babysitters." There are these other things called "matinees" that are generally more…

I had a late night showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2 ruined for me by these inconsiderate asswipes who brought their damned baby. It wasn't even the baby so much that was the problem, it was the CONSTANT shushing, tsk-tsk-ing, FUCKING SINGING, and honey-can-you-get-that-ing that was the really…

Yeah, I kind of wish I hadn't watched that Ramirez video. That image of him turning around and waving and victim's families gave me a case of the super creeps.

I am such a food nerd I actually know the answer to this.

Yep. And you need to know where it came from.

Thanks for this! You gave a much more detailed response than I did.

Even then, it's like, duh, it is pretty common knowledge that the conventional meat industries do some shady shit with pharmaceuticals. Anti depressants in chicken? Not that shocking.

Is this really that shocking? Especially this:

Excuse me? I see what you're getting at - none of us are allowed to simply watch anything at all without it being some kind of perversion. Jesus christ. Also, the next time you want to comment to something I have said, please do so directly.

I don't buy this argument. Most sports-loving men I know (like my husband) don't "get" gymnastics and only watch it because the women in their lives like it or it happens to be on between track or weight lifting events.

I think he is. Anyone who was not a sociopath would have run ten thousand miles away from Amy, regardless of her threats.

Me too! Also, that character was so obviously Nancy Grace I'm surprised the author even bothered to change her name.

I thought Nick and Amy calling Andi a slut showed how much they really depersonalized her. No one else in the novel called her a slut except for two sociopaths. I thought it said a lot about how they view people.

"Now, as you can see, we're not a cult or a pyramid scheme."

I am actually kind of torn on this. On one hand, they made a reprehensible statement about equality. On the other hand, they pay their workers a living wage (well over the fast food average), they offer college scholarships to their high-school aged employees, they are closed on Sunday so the workers can at least have…

Ugh, I know. My husband works with these guys who all have these snooty, Stepford-esque wives. They normally will barely deign to give me the time of day, but they recently all started selling these god-awful tacky purses and suddenly it's like we're besties. Ugh. Vomit. I won't even respond to their phone calls,…

Lol, Amway! My aunt and uncle got really into that when I was a little kid. They came to my dad's to "visit" one week and spend the entire time trying to get my dad and stepmom signed up to Amway. Even as a little kid, I knew it was sketchy, and made this big to-do about getting my dad in a room alone so I could tell…

I can understand how lots of people get sucked in. If you aren't savvy, the job descriptions are really enticing - "Make your own hours!" "Work from home!" "Unlimited earning potential!" It's really misleading.